A performing crocodile was battered and bruised after being squashed by an accountant who fell on him. Both work for a circus in Russia, and the incident happened on their tour bus. The bus lurched, and the 250-pound female circus accountant was thrown onto the animal.
Both reportedly sustained shock and minor injuries. But the crocodile, named Fedya, apparently fared worse than the accountant. He vomited for three hours after the accidental full body slam, though a medical examination found he was clear of any internal injuries, Komsomolskaya Pravda reported.
Fedya had to skip a performance that had been scheduled for later in the evening, however.
The accountant was reprimanded for not wearing a seatbelt. -via Arbroath
Buses in Russia have seat belts? What do they know that we don't?
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