You're going to need a bigger boat. And probably one with a steel hull.
Heck, I'm just going to stay on land from now on.
Filmmakers with MaxAnimal were shooting off the coast of South Africa when a great white shark attacked their boat. It repeatedly bit into one of the inflatable pontoons. Fortunately, they were able to get back to shore without sinking.
-via Gizmodo
Shark: "Mammal! The water is awesome today! Here, let me help you out of that silly floaty thing ... Wait, why are you screaming?"
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Maybe the shark has had good luck with that maneuver in the past?
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