How fast can farts travel? Why do women's farts smell worse than men's? The more you know… even about farts. This list of facts contains footage of professional fartist Joseph Pujol, and I did not know the correct pronunciation of his name until now. -via Buzzfeed
But you find that you don't have any gas to expel. What happens then, I ask you? Must the abstainer go eat beans (the magical fruit) and find the other person to contribute his half of the greeting later? For that matter, what if two people come up to you? Are you obligated to toot twice, or does one cover the whole group?
And based on yesterday's Neatorama piece about "Der Fartenfuhrer..," could we not gather that, by Yonomami standards, Hitler was one of the most polite people in the world?
All of you: Discuss.