How Not To Kill Yourself With Household Items is full of tips that may seem like common sense, or situations you may find inconceivable, like ingesting 40 tablespoons of cinnamon at once or somehow ending up with 13 tubes of toothpaste sliding down your foodhole while you’re brushing your teeth.
But author PJ Smith feels it’s in your best interest to learn about all the things in your household that can kill you, so you won’t even feel safe at home and you can make your already estranged life even stranger.
Oh, and did I mention these tips are accompanied by pretty pictures drawn by Lindsay Mound? Yeah, they somehow manage to make every single tip even more terrifying.
-Via AnimalNY