Ken Jennings's Life of Crime

@KenJennings if you do get pulled over, please don't try to eat your stash.

— Seattle Police Dept. (@SeattlePD) March 8, 2014

It was kind of the Seattle Police Department to prevent Jeopardy! star Ken Jennings from doing anything rash.

Just play it cool. Don't mention the pencils and they might not even notice.

But we librarians would like to have a talk with you. Please report to the reference desk.

-via Dan Lewis | Photo: Officer Phil