Japanese blogger Mr. Sebuyama of Omocoro.com claims that his transformation into a turkey started because he can't afford to buy warm clothes, which forced him to figure out a way to make the most out of wearing nothing but a pink sweater, but I'm pretty sure Mr. Sebuyama has been a turkey since birth.
Once the wildman completed his transformation into comfy, cozy turkey he took to the streets to show off his slightly disturbing new look, which even the pigeons find off-putting, and in the midst of field testing Mr. Sebuyama realized that once you go full turkey you can't go home again.
-Via Bored Panda
Umm.....what. Hehe.
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Good news, ladies: he's single!
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