Alright! Now it looks like I will have a date for Valentine's Day! Emily Grace King, an artist in Florida, has helpfully provided step-by-step instructions for building a girlfriend kissing practice pillow.
She built it with a CPR dummy that she found by a dumpster, which totally beats online dating. The mouth rests on a layer of foam padding inside a custom-made felt pillow. The sign is nice, but it kind of twists the knife.
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One could easily get to third base with that pillow.
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