One of the things that make us human is the ability to rationalize our faults or, in this case, nature. This poor guy is slow, so of course he talks about how great it is to be slow. Up until the moment when someone pulls the rug out of his defense mechanism.
Yeah, I realize he’s not human, but he talks like a human. I know real snails don’t crave tacos, although they might eat one if it were right in front of them. And if it got there before someone else did. This comic is by Chris at Safely Endangered.
This.