Non-Americans, What Is a Dead Giveaway That Someone Is an American?

(White House Salt & Pepper Shakers now on sale at the NeatoShop)

One of my co-workers is a Ukrainian-American. She grew up in the United States, but speaks Ukrainian fluently. She tells me that when she visits Ukraine, even when she's wearing clothing typical of that country, people instantly identify her as an American.

That's because, Ukrainians tell her, she walks like an American. That is, she moves like she "owns the ground" she's walking on. This is a mannerism apparently so distinctive that Ukrainians can spot Americans just by watching them walk.

Redditor ILoveTallWomen asks how Americans abroad can be identified as Americans in non-obvious ways. Here are some of the responses.

bushcat69 answers:

On campus in South Africa the female US exchange students uniform: tiny shorts (regardless of body shape) hidden socks and trainers, hoody (usually branded America college variety), back pack, hair tied up and a water bottle. Can be found frequenting coffee shops with free wifi.

hbombs68 responds:

We (Americans) describe distances in driving time, as apposed to miles or kilometers.

My European relatives always make fun of me for having no clue how far away the next town is, but knowing exactly how long it takes to get there.

Jonas_soe writes:

They will start a conversation about anything with anyone. This can be a good thing because it's easy to socialise with an American, but out in public (on the bus, in the mall etc.) I, as the archetypical Dane that I am, usually just want to keep to myself.

EDIT: I should add that I don't think this a bad thing at all. While the stranger you just met might not always be in a talkative mood, it really is kind of neat to be able to strike up a conversation with just about anyone :)

ars3nal comments on fashion choices:

When I was visiting Germany in college, a girl said to me, "Do you know how I know you're an American? You wear white socks." Needless to say, I haven't worn white socks since.

RegionFree adds another fashion note:

I asked my wife (Japanese) she said "In Japan I can spot Americans by the way they dress. Compared to Europeans, Americans tend to lack fashion sense."

I'm American, so I can't answer.

I can answer: meggings with crocs are the height of fashion. The rest of the world just hasn't caught up yet.

Non-Americans, how would you answer this question?


I'm an American living overseas. These sound so very true.

In South Africa I was told that all Americans wear sneakers ("trainers", above), wear a baseball cap, and carry a water bottle. I mentioned this to my sister. She asked "how else do you stay hydrated?".

In Sweden I talked about how I lived in Santa Fe, which is "an hour north of Albuquerque." Several commented about how I, like other Americans, use time instead of distance. Also, I told them about how when I first started coming to Sweden I had to wear my best clothes so I wouldn't feel out of place. I got confused looks. "But Sweden has a rather casual workplace dress style." I replied "in my previous jobs, the dress style was 'no holes in the T-shirts'" and that I only had a couple of button-down shirts.

Someone else commented about Americans wearing North Face jackets. Outdoor gear is a good predictor, though not perfect. Germans love their Jack Wolfskin. French wear Quechua or Mammut. Swedes wear Fjällräven or Haglöfs. And Americans wear North Face.
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I am an American, but I live outside Washington DC and have had ample time to observe tourists from all over the world. The European tourists usually have much better style sense and nicer shoes (leather shoes, not sneakers/trainers). The American tourists dress much more casually, sometimes in matching outfits (everyone wearing the same t-shirt, or in some cases everyone wearing the same outfit, or the boys wear one outfit and the girls another (this includes grown ups)).

Part of the rationale for the differences I have observed could be down to economics - the Europeans who can afford to travel to the states probably can also afford the expensive shoes.
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Created an account just to comment. You know why I read Reddit and not Neatorama? Because this stuff is on Reddit first. You literally changed the title from "Non-Americans of Reddit, what is a dead giveaway that somebody is American?" to "Non-Americans, What Is a Dead Giveaway That Someone Is an American?" and more than 60% of the words in this 'article' are direct quotes from the Reddit thread. But hey, at least you slapped an ad for another novelty salt and pepper shaker up there. How many of those do you need to get rid of, anyway? Disappointed. I'm removing this site from my RSS, it's not worth it.
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Re: White Socks. If we are speaking of athletic socks for women then 99.9% of them are white [the rest are pink]. When I wanted black socks to wear with boots I had to buy men's socks. Also, very hard to find in any color besides white. So, we are not to blame for our lack of sock fashion, we just buy what is available. I learned something about men's socks, they last many times longer than women's do. I still have those black socks and the bottoms are wearing thin but the elastic is still good.
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LOL: Americans comment on calls for Non-Americans' opinions!

I am part Filipino. In the Philippines, young women wear their hair plainly: above-the-shoulder to just longer than shoulder-length, straight and most often hooked behind the ear. Clothes, while Westernized, are more conservative. Fil-Ams gals tie their hair in perky pony tails and dress sporty-sophisticated ("city"?). Backpacks, yes, especially the club type. There are fewer differences between Fil and Fil-Am boys/young men: look for U.S. university and pro sports team tee-shirts and baseball caps on Fil-Ams. Lakers gear (and whichever b-ball team is currently hot) may be misleading. Baseball and (Am.) football team apparel indicate American.
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As an American who's been living in Europe for the past 14 years, here's what I've noticed: As someone else mentioned, the American tourists are always the worst dressed, hands down. They are the ones in sweats (those should be outlawed in public- especially on men- yuck) and flip-flops. If you ever see a woman in a skirt wearing tennis shoes- she is 99.9% guaranteed to be an American. Most Americans talk way louder than anyone else in any given place- it's like they WANT every stranger around to hear what they're saying. Having said that- I get homesick for my fellow countrymen and love running across them in unexpected places.
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