Imaginary Me has the most awesome adventures ever. He's always on the go, from one new experience to the next.
Real Me is a slob who stays in bed too much and never socializes unless he has to.
But don't worry. When a friend asks us next week what we did over the weekend, only Imaginary Me will speak up, thus maintaining the illusion.
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Me, too. But today I somehow managed to spend the entire day bingewatching Downton Abbey. Rarely do I give myself a day off.
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Every weekend I have plans to catch up on my sleep, clean the kitchen, and maybe even get my houseplants in order. But I always end up just working.
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