Affidavit for the Tooth Fairy - Neatorama

Emily McKenna Winter is a comedian. She apparently comes from a line of comedically-gifted people. When she was a child, her parents, who were both lawyers, compelled her to sign an affidavit for the Tooth Fairy.

The story goes that one of her teeth fell out. But she lost it in a bowl of cereal, so she couldn't turn it in to the Tooth Fairy for cash. So her parents drafted an affidavit attesting under penalty of perjury that she had indeed lost a tooth and requested that the Tooth Fairy accept the document in lieu of the tooth. If the Tooth Fairy agreed, Emily would not seek further remuneration should she locate the lost tooth.

-via Pleated Jeans

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So disapointed..
I'm expecting now the biggest STRUCTURAL gingerbread house. Anybody can slap a couple of slices on a wall, but building a real house with gingerbread is left to be seen. That woudl be a structural challenge...

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i wonder if they let anybody have a piece of it when they were done

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i agree with bob i want to see a structual gingerbread house

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ya i also agree with bob you did not even get to see the hole thing wast of internet time

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I sure would like a piece of that house... but it probably is all moldy and rotten now since it's 2009 and almost 2010.

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Whats wrong with you guys. Yeah it would be awesome to see a STRUCTURAL gingerbread house. But this is just as hard to build. Your disappointed, your one of those critics that don't know anything, a writer, not an acual builder. I'l like to see you do this. You won't even last a second, won't even know what to make the door out of. So keep your comments to yourself....psh disappointed, I should smack you across the face for saying that.

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^^^^^^^^
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Thats who booby jones is. What are you gonna do?

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big but not bigger then my house

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