Our hero of the day is Molly Schuyler. Last Friday, she sat down before a 72 ounce steak at Sayler's Old Country Kitchen in Portland, Oregon. The Guinness World Record for eating one was 6 minutes and 48 seconds.
Molly Schuyler got the entire steak down her throat in under 3 minutes.
It wasn't even planned. She did it "on a whim."
Since 1948, the restaurant has challenged diners to try to eat one of their four and a half pound steaks in an hour. Only 611 people have ever succeeded.
Thanks to Molly Schuyler, they'll have to raise their standards.
-via That's Nerdalicious!
But seriously, 4.5 pounds of beef would take me a good 4.5 hours to polish off.
I suppose it's a testament to the tenderness of Sayler's steaks, as well.