Clever Popeye Tattoo

Just an lxl sized crochet hook?

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Ladies Fit size M suggested colour

Looks like a wall somone has attached a number of eel-catching-harpoons...

The hook in the foreground is persumably for removing the harpoons if stuck into a too big prey such as a blue whale or sperm whale...

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size m suggested colour

Hi !
I don't know what is it, and so I prefer, it seems not very comfortable !

ED209 service and repair manual, Grey, Large, please.

Vintage tooth puller for dental clients with serious halitosis

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Catom men's xl, turquoise

It's the flagship store of "White House | Blacksmith Market" and that tool gets down hard-to-reach smithymajigs.

catsuit Med

This is a section of old quarter inch sewer line which became clogged. It was replaced with a three inch line along with a new commode. So far, everything is flowing fine.

Waiting for Alice M black

Yao Ming's wetsuit zipper pull.

Battle damage 4X

Brienne of Tarth decided she needed to try being more feminine, so she took up crocheting. It doubles as a weapon when needed, of course.

Who's Next, Ladies Fit XL

It's a shepherd's crook for very tiny sheep

Keep Calm Dharma, medium black.

Tool used to remove tapeworms from elephants.
Prime, 2x, Black

I am not sure what that is maybe to close vents but I do know where you took that picture Cambridge Antique Market

Lil' Guardians Med

Godzilla flue hook. "Damn these short arms!"

Do Math Not Meth XL

Godizilla's rectal thermometer.

THE TARDIS CHRONICLES XL black

The item shown is a turtle hook also known on the Eastern Shore of Maryland as a "turkle prougue". It is used to hunt for hibernating snapping turtles in the winter and early spring. In "turklin", one walks through marsh and shoves the straight end into the mud of muskrat leeds to hit the shell of the turtle and uses the hook end to pull the sleeping turtle out of the mud and places it in a burlap bag. The snappers are either sold or eaten by the hunter. Turtle pie is mighty tasty.

It's a dental pick for removing charred detritis, annoying humans, and toxic plaque from Godzilla's choppers. It also serves to remove dirt and grime from between wrinkles.

Energy time, M, lime green

This is an Ancient Egyptian brain removal stick for bodies that are a little to far along in the decomposition process. There's no need to lose your lunch when you can stand further away. The bulge in the middle is to extend distance of the brain removal stick.

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I heart math, black, XL

It's used to fish wires through walls, feed the wire (phone, electrical, etc. through the top of the wall and fish it out with the pole so it can be attached to an outlet.

Darth Magritte, M

It's the tool of the "Slingshot Puller". On the first aircraft carriers, the sailors used this to pull back the giant bungee that launched jets off the runway.

I Heart Math, Black, XL

It's a "Me too" parachute. Requires one sky diver to have already deployed their own parachute.

Introvert Party, Medium

It's a Build-your-own birdfeeder hanger kit, made for very strong people. You get to decide how to bend it to hold your bird feeder.

Introvert Party, Medium

It's an umbrella extension kit.

Introvert Party, Medium

It's the tool my mom uses to pull the cords that change the speed of the ceiling fan.

I Heart Math, Black, XL

It's a snake decoy.

Introvert Party, Medium

It's an ant tightrope with a rest stop in the middle in case they get tired.

Battle Damage, chocolate, 3xl (can do a 2xl)

Neptune and Sons' Hardware Store. They shoe seahorses while you wait.

Thesaurus (red, XL)

What French chefs use for those really big snails..........

Lucky Cthulhu
Large

A fishing gaff, used to pull in a fish or your fishing line
Latest Regeneration (navy, 2XL)

It's an outdoor shower, for areas with a very high water table.

Introvert Party, Medium

It was specially made by the Dwarves, for Bilbo, just in case he drops yet another ring into a volcano.

Introvert Party, Medium

It's an anti-gravity coat hanger.

Introvert Party, Medium

It's the weapon Mary Poppins used when she took up martial arts. It still opens up into an umbrella, just not a normal-looking one.

Introvert Party, Medium

It's the fish hook that they use to catch Alligators in the NYC sewer.

Introvert Party, Medium

Paul Bunyon's Mom's Crochet Hook.

Introvert Party, Medium

It's the method of descent for the house from the movie UP.

Introvert Party, Medium

It's what you need to use when you let go of the rope, when pulling the bucket out of the well.

Introvert Party, Medium

Bad Vaudeville acts would often see their time on stage ended by a shepherd's hook jerking them around the neck and back "behind the black." As burlesque and other Vaudeville favorites return to our modern stage, we see litigiousness and political correctness impacting yet another aspect of our lives. Gone is the hilarious giant hook 'round the poor player's neck. Today, a sub-par act on a new Vaudeville-esque stage will find themselves gently pulled by the thumb by a soft thin hook, as though they'd simply changed their mind about performing. The color makes it invisible to the audience and the length prevents anyone from seeing the operator's traditional uniform: a red-and-white vertically striped shirt and a straw boater.

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SMALL

It's a cattail in mourning—that catkin is clearly at half-mast.

In Training (for a Netflix Marathon), Red, 2XL

When someone says 'I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole' this is the pole they are talking about.

Warning Accident Prone Black XL

It's a 'lame-ass line'. For people who haven't a clue but still want to chime in.

Schroedinger's cat - Wanted dead or alive Men L

This is a segment of iron fishing line with attached sinker for deep deep DEEP sea fishing. It is most commonly used when the average fisherman wants a chance to catch a Kraken but needs his fishing line to reach the bottom without being moved about by underwater currents or whales

M.C. Heisenberg, XL, Black

Godzilla's Q-tip for reaching straight through both ear holes at the same time. See? Clean as a whistle and the breeze blowing through his head makes a nice sort of creepy sound...

Schroedinger's Cat Wanted dead or alive Mens L