You can bake a turkey in an oven. But that takes, like, hours. Almost all day! Who has time for that? You want a method that is fast and sears in the turkey's natural flavors with carbon monoxide. That's why you need a Lamborghini Aventador.
YouTube user Shmee150 borrowed one decorated like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. He speared a whole turkey on a fork and held it up to the exhaust pipe while a driver gunned the engine. The result was very manly.
-via VA Viper
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