Medical emergencies on television dramas are very different from real life. In real life, you will want to seek medical help, which may save your life. On TV, that only works when the series is set in a hospital, and you are a regular character. On this flowchart from College Humor, there are no arrows that lead to that step at all! The best advice I can give you is, don't get shot in the head. And make sure your character has a full name. Or always keep your resume updated for the next open audition. -via Geeks Are Sexy