Pants on Fire

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When you're stealing gasoline, use some common sense and don't light a cigarette. An unnamed 26-year-old man was arrested in Millicent, South Australia, after he allegedly punched a hole in a car's gas tank to steal gasoline at a car dealership. The problem was that he decided it was a good time to have a smoke, which caused the gasoline fumes to ignite. The subsequent blaze drew emergency crews and police, who found the man without pants, and burns on his legs. Surveillance video shows how the caper went down. -via Arbroath