Did you hear that they're making Army of Darkness 2? Well, maybe. Bruce Campbell himself told the world that he'd be coming back as the one-armed evil fightin' Ash Williams. Groovy!
Or maybe not, as Campbell later told the world that you shouldn't trust all these Internet B.S. spread by, none other than the man himself.
In any case, you can celebrate the good news/console yourself over the bad news with these Bruce Campbell's Soups. If you can't pick one up at your local S-Mart, you can always make your own Bruce Campbell's Condensed Soup, as created by Dave Maass and Chris Kalb over at Blastr (formerly Sci Fi Wire).
Visit Blastr to download the printable PDF - via reddit
Previously on Neatorama: Labels from Bruce Campbell's Soup
He also starred in a short-run series in 2000 called Jack of All Trades. It was reasonably good.