Are your friends and family helpfully issuing you fashion citations? Do people stare at you in public--and not out of admiration? Then you may benefit from Jessica Saia's helpful graphic explanations of fashion choices.
Yes, you can wear jorts--jean shorts. But apparently you can't wear inverse cutoffs anymore. When did they go out of fashion? Because I am not investing in another wardrobe while my middle aged legs look this hot.
-via Pleated Jeans