"Sorry, someone had to do it," wrote Tommy Up of PYT on the burger joint's Facebook page, when the restaurant released, nay, unleashed, the Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger.
Well, no need to be sorry at all, guys. After all, tofu and kale ain't what got Americans (USA! USA!) to be number one in the world in heft and girth.
The Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger features a custom-blended pork belly patty, layered with melted American cheese and extra bacon, gently cushioned between two crispy creme-filled buns made from, like the name says, deep-fried Twinkies.
The gut-busting burger is the latest in a long string of bold burger creations by the Philadelphia eatery. PYT has previously featured culinary marvels such as the Korean Fried Chicken Burger, the Buffalo Shrimp Burger, Kielbasa Pretzel Burger, the Buff Mac 'N Cheese Burger, the Spaghetti Burger and plenty more.
BRB - gotta book a trip to Philly!
In the meanwhile, take a look at PYT's previous creations and weep:
Buff Mac 'N Cheese Burger
Buffalo Shrimp Burger
Crab Cake-Bun Burger
Donut Burger
Kielbasa Pretzel Burger
Korean Fried Chicken Burger
Shrimp and Grits Burger
Spaghetti Burger
Szechuan Lamb Burger
View many more zany burger creations over at PYT.