Teach your child to be honest, preferably by example. Or by terrifying them with unnecessary fears. Pretty much anything that works, as Lunarbaboon illustrates.
For an older generation: the real reason E.T. died is because you ate the last slice of cake and blamed your little sister.
Bonus item: a father who can't lie.
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Fun fact: The actress playing the plaintiff in the video clip, Jennifer Tilly, was in my college class.
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