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See? It's all your parents' fault. If only mom had breastfed ya when you were a baby, none of these would've happened!
Fun trivia for you: Babies were "bottle" fed since the Middle Ages. Back then, horn was commonly used as drinking vessels for adults, and there's evidence that cow horns with soft leather sacks attached were used to feed babies when the mother or a wet nurse wasn't available.