Another problem with being a caveman: your midlife crisis comes at the age of 15.
If there’s not enough hair on your belly, then you just need to grow a longer beard. The caveman in Carolyn Hiler’s cartoon is headed for a nervous breakdown. Time for him to get into therapy.
Funny thing about cavemen was that they actually didn't have 'short lifespans' in the full meaning of that sentence, they could live to 70 years it's just that those who couldn't keep up usually were left behind, but there have supposedly been findings of elders who were taken with presumably of the wisdom they posessed, cavemen could live long, it's just that most wouldn't because cavemen weren't extremely social.
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Can't talk to cavewoman. Language not invented yet.
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