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Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit
Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
Diet of Premature Babies Affects IQ
Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage
Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths
General Eisenhower Flies Back to Front
Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents
God Gets a Parking Caution: "No Execeptions" Say Police
Dumped Fish Remains Upset
American Ships Head to Libya
Woman Not Injured By Cookie
Lack of Water Hurts Ice Fishing
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal by Landslide
Lawyer Calls Soul as Witness
Thanks to President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has a Son
Tortoise Held Hostage as Lobster War Turns Nasty
Diaper Market Bottoms Out
Snow Storms May be Precursor of Winter
Blind Bishop Appointed to See
Ancient Blond Corpses Raise Questions
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets
Reason for More Bear Sightings: More Bears
Cuts Could Hurt Animals
Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Nude Scene Done Tastefully in Radio Play
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