Etsy seller GreaserCreatures sells a selection of great geek prayer candles, but I'm particularly intrigued by this Goblin King design. If I pray to it, do you think he might take away my older sister and turn her into a goblin or does it only work on babies?
Link Via The Mary Sue
Checking those out for a laugh, I find out that the maker is in my home town. Plus, she's got Vader. Who doesn't love the big Force Choker?
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