"Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average rinse cycle speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, doghouse and laundromat in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is 'Maytag.' Go get him."
"I don't care!"