How long could you survive in the wild with what you're wearing now? If you have these sneakers by the design collective Sibling, you may have a better chance against the elements. They contain a fully-functional tent. At the link, you can see more photos showing how it unfolds.
This would be good protection from vampires, too -- just don't invite them into your tent.
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Looks comfortable, too.
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Ah, so that's what happens if you combine Nike Air with Airstream.
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