Can you claim the Porcelain Throne? Many yearn for it, but few get there in time and some of those who do die on that white seat of glory.
Were you hoping for relief while sitting there? You'll find no comfort on the Porcelain Throne, for a king must never rest easy.
But do stay hygenic with the help of this toilet paper roll holder made by Instructables member fjanse.
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(Sorry, can't resist!)