"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. Dreaming of belly rubs." But I'm scared of Jenny Fontana's monstrosity. Will I wake him from his slumber by petting him? Is that a risk worth taking?
Link -via Ian Brooks
If it's a corgi, any threat is worth risking when it means getting to pet them.
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