Sloth Socks - Neatorama

Some days are more exhausting than others. For those days where you wish you could remain practically motionless there are the Sloth Socks from the NeatoShop. These fantastic knee-high socks feature the slowest of your favorite mammals.

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Alex, again with the bacon... I wish I was able to recomend a good shrink. :)

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As long as she has bacon, Gauldar, I'll be okay with that.

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My brother got these for xmas - they're AWFUL!!!!!

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Bacon lovers are probably afraid of aggressive male sexuality, due to the food's resemblance to a limp, nonfunctional phallus. Either that or, uh, they enjoy the taste of greasy, yummy breakfast meat. I'm not very good at this Freud thing, to be honest.

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Bacon is a wonderful thing, but I would not want to chew it for much longer than it takes to swallow it. So yeah, I wouldn't touch these gumballs with a ten foot pole.

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I went to Archie McPhee's recently and got the bacon jellybeans as I told my friends, "bacon jellybeans are better left imagined than tasted." But the bacon shaped tin is awesome...

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Can you make polls on neatorama? If so we should have one on the best bacon related product.

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I am still confused about the bacon obsession.

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Really? Can we all STOP with the bacon already? I just wrote a blog post about how over bacon I am -- read more of my ranting here: http://randomaccessbabble.com/2009/01/move-over-bacon.html

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Awww, I like in the UK so I can't buy these :'(. Does anyone know any site where I can, or anyway of me getting them? Bacon rocks, and is the best food in the world, I must have these!!

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Awww, I LIVE in the UK so I can’t buy these :’(. Does anyone know any site where I can, or anyway of me getting them? Bacon rocks, and is the best food in the world, I must have these!!

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