It's time for the latest edition of our collaboration with the always amusing What Is It? Blog. Can you guess what this thing is? This week, You'll have to be pretty specific to win. Or if you don't know what it is, make up something funny!
Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many guesses as you'd like in separate comments. Pease do not post URLs or weblinks, as doing so will forfeit your entry. Two winners: the first correct guess and the funniest (albeit ultimately wrong) guess will win T-shirt from the NeatoShop.
Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay? May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?
See more pictures of this mystery object at the What Is It? Blog. Good luck!
Update: the pictured object is a rock, but despite many guesses, the What Is It? blog was never able to ascertain anything else about it, which means there is no correct answer this week. So… we decided to pick two of the funniest answers! StilesJM declared it to be C-3PO's kidney stone, which is certainly good for a t-shirt! And Anthony Zaragoza told a great story that's a winner:
A deadline was fast approaching for Clark Kent. But during his speed-typing, the IBM Selectric typewriter ball had a meltdown from the friction. The story that would have exposed the insidious 4-H organization was never published.
See the answers to the rest of the mystery items of the week at the What Is It? blog.
Seqret Cat XL.
Craig Clayton
Lag Kills" Med. Black
Neatobot walking (3XL if possible) suggested colour
Schrödinger's Cat Wanted Dead Or Alive XL
Absolute Zero XL
Prawn Solo
Large
Sixteen Candles Menu, Ladies 2XL
Great Vocab Didn't save the Thesaurus
Ladies 2xl dark grey
Powered by Caffeine
Lesser of Two Weevils, XL Any Color
Adddicted to Science, 2X, Black
Neon skull M ash gray
Cranium Collage (M) White
Neon skull M ash gray
Type Bike Gray Medium
Type Bike Gray Medium
Neatorama Metal, Black, XL, Men's
If I win artwork WILL be provided.
The Dude 3X Black or Brown.
Banana Trap XL Black
Seqret Cat XL
Craig Clayton
Type Bike M gray
Coffee Addict, white, mens large
The F-Bomb, Large
Life, Green, Medium
Any shirt, XL please :D
Banana trap xl
We Follow You - Med.
T-Shirt 'Wizard of Oz, The Short Version', Ladies Fit L, white.
The Ocarina of Time Travel- mens, medium
i heart Yeti 2x
Why So Grumpy S
A day without sunshine XL
On the off chance that I'm right, surprise me with a men's medium.
A musketball that has been chewed on to make a more ragged wound as well as introduce the shooter's saliva into the wound and possibly cause infection.
Good Marx/Bad Marx, size XL
"If I only had some braaains!"
Unisex, black, 2xl
That's a moon I originally acquired in 1988. It revolved around my head until 1996 -- a huge annoyance -- until a particularly violent sneeze gave it a gravitational slingshot and I never saw it again. Until now.
(props to piraro)
abducted cow,xl,royal
abducted cow,xl,royal
(Anything in 2x)
Addicted to Science, 2X, Black
Battle Damage, ladies, XL
Battle Damage, ladies XL