Creepy Things Little Children Say

A post at reddit asked the question "What is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?" There are over 12,000 responses! And more are being added even now. Buzzfeed culled some of the weirdest to present to you, including a couple that hint at reincarnation. If you are intrigued by them, you might want to go back and check out the original thread for more creepiness. Link

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Not joining Reddit to post this, so I'll share it here:

I'm reading Brown Bear Brown Bear What Do You See? to my daughter. "What does the bear see, honey?" "A red bird!" "What does the bird see?" "A yellow duck!" And so forth.

I get to the end and ask, "And what do the children see?"

She looks at me gravely and answers, "Too much."
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About 20 years ago, a kid in my apartment complex came up to me as I was coming home from work: "Hey, Chris! What secrets do you keep from God?"

"Oh, sorry, Josh, I don't believe in that stuff." (I was tired!)

Well, about 3 minutes later the kid's dad, a long-haired, tatooed, Born-Again Christian biker dude, comes kicking down my door, screaming that he's trying to teach his son about the Lord's ways, and he doesn't need me trying to corrupt him.
I've never been so afraid for my life.
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When I was about 5 I lived in an apartment and my room had a closet that I always hated opening. One night I woke up screaming so my mum came in to calm me down. I stopped screaming, looked directly into my mum's eyes and said "Don't turn around. They'll get you." I don't remember this, as that was 13 years ago, but I hear about it nonstop from my family.

Also, when my little brother was 4 I went to go to bed and he was standing at the top of the stairs, looking at me. I asked him what was wrong and he responded with "Nothing, the man just wanted me to tell you to get the doll out of your room. He says it wants to eat your eyes." Of course, I immediately got rid of my china doll (that always seemed to move on it's own but I never paid any attention to it).
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