How To Pour The Perfect Glass of Water

The spout on his pitcher is too sharp. He's bruising the water, which will diminish the flavor and probably give it a slightly alkaline aftertaste.

This immediately reminded me of Lewis Black." Look at me! Look at me!...."

For my money the best tasting water comes from the garden hose, somehow the rubber hose imparts great taste onto the water

Lewis Black is delusional, tap water is cleaner now than it was when he was a child. People decided that water from a bottle must be cleaner than the tap