Wait, why are you walking away? I haven't even described it to you yet! Come back here and listen.
Remember the bold words of Captain Kirk: "Risk is our business." Do you want to live a quiet, sedentary life or one of daring culinary adventures? The latter, of course. That's why Nick of DudeFoods has the perfect cheeseburger for you. Its bread cheese, beef, Brunkow cheese and bacon give you a 4,300 calorie exploit that your descendants will talk about for generations.
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Why would anyone want to live a long life? Do what you should right now (and every other right now) and have minimal regrets. Enjoy such things as this monstrosity along the way.
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Are the people who created this trying to ensure that you get your full day's worth of calories in one meal, or something?
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About half of that looks delicious. The other half, I'd put away until tomorrow.
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Now there was a man who knew how to live!
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But in a good way, right?
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