Well, I should think so! Young lady, you are not leaving this barn without looking decent. Call it research if you like, but as this article from a 1937 issue of Modern Mechanix reminds us, even cows must comport themselves with modesty.
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I'd pay money to see someone give that cow a wedgie!
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Is that a cow? Can't see the udder.
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