These are 100% honest-to-goodness headlines. Can you figure out what the writers were trying to say?
Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold as Pet Fish
Nuns Forgive Break-in, Assault Suspect
Man with One Arm Cheats on Other Half
Home Depot Purchases Wallpaper, Blinds Retailers
Nation Split on Bush as Uniter or Divider
Man is Fatally Slain
Utah Girl Does Well in Dog Shows
Smithsonian May Cancel Bombing of Japan Exhibits
Poll Says 53% Believe That Media Offen Makes Mistakes
Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
A Reason for Odor Found at Sewer Plant
Judges Appear More Lenient on Crack Cocaine
William Kelly was Fed Secretary
TV Networks Agree to Police Violence
Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to Do Better
Dealers Will Hear Car talk at Noon
Bush Planning Mars Trip
Arafat Swears in Cabinet
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Sewer District Plans Emergency Backup
Man Accused of Shooting Neighbor, Dog Held for Trial
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