Just in case you want to carry that funeral home scent around with you all day, there's a cologne for that. I can't imagine that it smells like anything other than carnations, but even so it would remind one of a funeral home. That's just one of the The 16 Strangest Perfumes & Colognes in the World, which include various foods, bodily secretions, fictional characters, and other scents that you'd normally want to wash off instead of put on. Link
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Demeter Scents is cool.
As for the Bodily Secretions scent, I think that used to be available under a different name. I recall a famous sound bite from an aeronautical disaster in which a newscaster mentions Eau De Humanity!
Hey, wait a second...Alex tells us that he's a Ph.D. Could this, rather than a person who holds a doctorate, actually be what he's referring to?