Cleaning Out the Electricity

It's time to call the electroplumber!

That honestly reminds me of my first apartment -or my current car. The weirdest things go wrong, and I never have a way to record it for the internet.

I believe, in this case, one backs away slowly for several paces and then runs in the opposite direction with much haste.

No plumber, or electrician, or duct tape-fixit-Red Green-inspired handy person I know would want to come within ten feet of whatever the hell is going on there.

Next, on Instructables: how to build a water fountain with an electrical socket.

I have been looking at this for a while and finally figured out what is wrong. The water is only coming out of the top socket.

Pfft, it looks perfectly safe to me.

Huh! Must be connected to a hydroelectric plant.

Cool! I'll put it on the mantle next to the Flying Fickle finger of Fate award.