Merry Christmas, And I Hope You Choke on It - Neatorama

Redditor starsspinningdizzy explains:

For years, my dad put a pizza pan on his Christmas list, and I refused to get it because it was too boring of a gift. This year, I finally broke down and got him one. And I got it engraved.

Christmas dinner is best served with a sprinkling of spite.

It looks like a non-stick pizza pan...
I didn`t know it is possible ot engrave non-stick items...
and maybe i would have used the Star Wars Republic logo as an engraving..

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Have fun cleaning the grease out of the lettering with and old toothbrush. A woman's 1st thought is always about how to clean something before she buys it.

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Yes, because a real woman is all about cleaning and domestic work... did you miss the part where it was a gift for DAD? Or are you just a sexist who thinks they're funny?

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if you make it fresh and not frozen there is gunk that gets in there. butter or oil up the pan along with possible flour...man i am craving pizza now,i must end this convo.

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That is one ungrateful child. Dad wants a pan and because the kid thinks it is boring they take forever to get it and when they do they say: "Here is something you wanted and it has snark on it".

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That gift is full of win, especially for somebody who likes to cook and make their own pizza. As boring as kitchen gadgets may seem, those of us who like to cook really dig 'em.

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