Yeeeeeeehaw! We'll saddle break this wild rattler if it takes all week!
It pains me to admit it, but this masterpiece of taxidermy is not a product of Texas. eBay seller azhotstuff-2008 of Congress, Arizona recently sold it a buyer of obviously refined tastes.
I wonder if the buyer was Jenny Lawson? I've read her book, and I think she'd really dig that.
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