The quest to find a new director worthy of guiding the Star Wars saga in the right direction has begun, and celeb filmmakers such as Woody Allen, Kevin Smith and Michael Moore are vying for the job in these hilarious audition tapes courtesy of Conan.
Kevin Smith would be a good choice, but a Star Wars movie directed by Woody Allen would be too talky, and Michael Moore would just turn the whole thing into a documentary about the injustices suffered by the universe at the hands of Jabba the Hutt!
--via GeekTyrant
Infamous Horror Director's "Star Wars: Episode VII" Audition Tape
CONAN Highlight: It's tough for an Ewok to sing "Jub Jub!" with its mouth full.
Todd Phillips' "Star Wars: Episode VII" Audition Tape
What happens on Hoth, STAYS on Hoth, right, Wolfpack?
Wes Anderson's "Star Wars: Episode VII" Audition Tape
Mos Eisley has never looked so cozy & artisanal.
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