A couple of years ago, police officers in Florida found cocaine hidden up a man's bottom. He denied that the cocaine was his.
More recently, a suspect in Spokane Valley, Washington went even further. Not only was the methamphetamine that officers found in his groin not his, neither was the groin:
After he was taken out of the store to the patrol car, a deputy found two golf ball sized baggies of methamphetamine in his groin area.
Hooper, when the baggies of meth were placed on the patrol car's hood, told the deputy it was not his groin and had no idea where the meth came from.
If your groin area is currently missing, call police in Spokane Valley.
Link -via Dave Barry | Photo (unrelated): City of Marietta
I'm a female police officer that often has to search females. I once found a bunch of pills in a chicks bra. Wasn't her pills and it wasn't her bra. Go figure.
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