Dance to Dispense

So what you’re saying is I get to show off my Saturday Night Fever moves, in front of all the ladies, AND I get a coke? Where do I sign up?! I need more excuses to dance like an oddly shaped human-robot in my life. Besides, I will need all that sugar after sweating it out on the dance floor. 

First hugs, now dancing. What will they think of next?

Seriously Neatoramanauts, tell us your ideas of what people should do to get a free coke.

 -Via Ulamonge