True story: One of my friends was once interviewed by the local news during a Black Friday shopping spree. The caption under her name simply read "Woman," which we laughed about for a few minutes and I never remembered until I came across this post. It seems local news interviewees are often labeled unflatteringly, as evidenced by this huge collection on Warming Glow. Link
I think "Has seen it all" "One angry guy" are my favourites.
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Does "Tug Boat Captain" mean something beyond the literal?
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A lot of those are pretty tame. What's wrong with identifying a guy by his profession?
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