The Nicholas Cage Couch No matter where you go he'll always have his eyes on you. I don't care how much you like Nicholas Cage, it would still be horrendously creepy to sit on this thing.Link Comments (3) So creepy. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Thanks, but I'll just stand. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) I have the Nicolas Couch cage. Not as good. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Login to comment. Enable JavaScript and Click here to access all of this post's 3 comments