Neatorama Caption Contest: Beon Sleeps

Yawn! It's Monday and we couldn't find a more perfect Neatorama Caption Contest photo than these ones by Singaporean photographer and visual artist John Clang. In this series titled "Beon Sleeps," John posed his friend Beon sleeping in various venues, to remind onlookers to slow down their frenetic pace of life. Be sure to check out the rest of John's series at his website: Link - via Get Addicted To

For getting up today and commenting, you could win neat stuff from the NeatoShop! Funniest captions win - Here are the rules:

1. Write your caption in the comment section below. One caption per comment, though you can enter as many as you'd like (in separate comments).

2. Include your selection of a NeatoShop item from the Funny T-Shirts or Science T-shirts category. You can pick any item in stock, $25 or less.

3. Incomplete entries forfeit the prize, mmkay?

We'll pick 3 winners soon. Be sure to visit NeatoShop and take a look around (especially our new Halloween Shop!) Your purchase helps support indie artists and keep this blog running. Happy captioning!

Update 10/8/12: Contest is closed! Congratulations to the winners.

"Rock-a-bye baby on a train stop
When the wheels roll, the train will go-go
When the rail breaks, the train will then fall
Down will come baby, railway and all. "

Tiring day at work=terrible caption
Schrodinger's Cat: It's a Trap, Medium, Ladies' Size
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Now I lay me down to sleep
In front strangers smelly feet.
If I should die before I wake
I pray my wallet pickpockets don't take.

PB Jellyfish, L, Serene Green
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What the passengers are thinking, "Is that guy a ZOMBIE? He kind of looks like a zombie...Omg, I hope he's not a zombie!".
What Beon is thinking, "Don't look like a zombie, don't look like a zombie, don't look like a zombie!"

Battle Damage T-shirt, women's large
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Waking up to the sound of honking cars, Beon learned two valuable lessons that day:
1. Never fall asleep first at party, and
2. His friends are real jerks

Quasars are far out - L - Royal Blue
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Strapped for cash, Beon signed up to participate in an in situ experiment on human immune responses to subway pathogens following prolonged and direct exposure.

Pixelate! Triplets, Medium, Black (unless it looks weird on black?)
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"Now ladies and gentlemen, we ask you to keep quiet as we watch and observe this sleeping mammal thriving in its natural habitat. As you see, the gentle pull and rocking of this subway train is the ideal environment from a peaceful nap against its natural enemies.

And now we wait, as the train stops to see what its next move will be. Oh wait! It awakes! Its dangerous and its angry! Ladies and gentlemen I ask that you quickly and calmly exit the premises! Run!!!!"

Powered By Caffeine T-Shirt, Ash Grey, S
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