If C-3PO becomes angry, the last thing you'll have to worry about is his magic. He has a blaster, but he prefers to offer his translation services up close and personal. Dave at Tatourage Monster Ink in Quebec City made this invigorating tattoo.
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Best assassin is the one you don't expect after all.
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Edit: for grammar!