Image: Provenance unknown (does anyone know the photographer or back story?)
- via Arbroath
It's been a while since Neatorama's last Caption Contest, so let's get to it, shall we?
Funniest captions win neat stuff from the NeatoShop - here are the rules:
1. Write your caption in the comment section below. One caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you'd like (in separate comments).
2. Include your selection of a NeatoShop item from the Funny T-Shirt category. You can pick any item in stock, $25 or less.
3. Incomplete entries forfeit the prize, okay?
We'll pick 3 winners soon. Be sure to visit the NeatoShop and take a look around - your purchase helps support indie artists and this blog. Happy captioning!
Update 8/31/12: Contest is closed!
XL - Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
L-Bomb Squad
Tis a far greater thing that I do today than I have ever done before in the woods.
Shirt Choice:
XL - I-Blame-Hipsters
Better Idiot, med.
Honk if you love peace and quiet, XL, Dark Grey
Battle Damage, L
Shirt: I Blame Hipsters
Size: M
Pixelate T-shirt size: small
Cold Hearted - I Only Look Sweet (medium)
Pixelate triplets, chocolate 2xl
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
So I may eat them."
neatorama metal M
XL - I find your lack of mask disturbing
Neatorama metal Medium
I guess bears DON'T shirt in the woods.
Pink Camo Skull
Ladies 2XL
Mom is Goign to Flip- L
Hip Hip Array T-shirt, L, Black
Animal Lover - They're Delicious - XL
Zombie outbreak response team Large
Remember: Pillage, Then Burn: XL - Cardinal Red
Comma Sutra XL
Family Schmamily shirt XL grey
It is the east, and the bee hive is the sun."
Trust Me I'm a Scientist, T-Shirt Size M, Natural
Exterminate Me, XL, Black
The Scientific Mole - Medium
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral."
Winter Is Coming, size XL
Exterminate Me, XL, Black
Shirt: Chemist's Glassware
Size:2XL
Happy Face with Fangs, XL
Dogs Have Owners. Cats Have Staff, T-shirt Large, Navy (please)
Happy Face with Fangs, XL
("Busted" L Chocolate)
Glow-in-the-Dark Bones, xxl (xlt if you have it).
Support cloning, size Small
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Mr. Cthulu Navy - Medium
Make Loaves Not War shirt, please. Size Large.
(When Worlds Collide, L, Navy)
Taxonomy: Keeping the Family in Order , Ladies fit, L, Pink
Battle Damage M
Love Machine, xl
And this is crazy!
Here's some fur, scratch me baby!
"Hungry Games" - XL
"Lack of protein sure makes them unable to think clearly," Barry the Bear mutters to himself.
Bacon & Eggs Smiley Face, L, Military Green
(Battle Damage, Ladies M, Dark Grey)
Bacon & Eggs Smiley Face, L, Military Green
Hoot-N-Holler Nite Club
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it."
Hello: McLovin XL
battle damage mens medium black
Hoot-N-Holler Nite Club
Hello:McLovin XL
battle damage M/M black
Bacon & Eggs Smiley Face, L, Military Green
Hello: McLovin XL
battle damage m/m black
Unicorn Poop
battle damage M/M black
battle damage M/M black
Bacon & Eggs Smiley Face, L, Military Green
Battle Damage Dark Grey 2xl
Hello My Name is McLovin, Ladies Fit, S, Black
Battle Damage Drk. Grey 2xl
Hey Macarenea!
Bacon & Eggs Smiley Face, L, Military Green
L-I Heart Yeti
Battle Damage Drk. Grey 2xl
Big Wiener xl
Big Wiener xl
Mmm..Pi T-shirt XL Natural
Big Wiener xl
Tuxedo Sam - Sanrio Mimobot (2GB)
Tuxedo Sam - Sanrio Mimobot (2GB)
PB Jellyfish, L, Serene Green
La donna รจ mobile,
Qual piuma al vento...
[with musical notes before and after to denote singing]
T-SHIRT:
Where's Clark, XL, Ash Gray
Relish Today Ketchup Tomorrow XL, color natural
[Eat your heart out, Baryshnikov.]
T-SHIRT:
Where's Clark, XL, Ash Gray
T-SHIRT
M, Battle Damage
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all summer. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
T-SHIRT:
Where's Clark, XL, Ash Gray
Cold Hearted - I Only Look Sweet (medium)
Relish Today, size small.
Of course Anthony Hopkins "got me" in The Edge. It's called acting. In real life, I would have eaten all of their asses.
T-SHIRT:
Where's Clark, XL, Ash Gray
[Okay, it's an easy pop fly. Here it comes ... don't choke ... don't fumble it ...]
T-SHIRT:
Where's Clark, XL, Ash Gray
And I was all, like, *snap* *snap*, "Oh no you di'n't!"
T-SHIRT:
Where's Clark, XL, Ash Gray
Xl Ash grey
I Flunked Anger Management
Military Green, Medium
Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic - Ladies Fit M/Ash Gray
[the bear above is indeed fuzzy, just fyi]
m biology-mult and div. black
(Everyone's entitled to my opinion. L)
[Exterminate me t-shirt]
TSHIRT: Battle Damage, size 2XL
"Yoohoo! Aliens! Helloooooo! Get me out of here!!!"
Shirt:
I blame hipsters