Now that we're done with the Olympic Games, we can finally focus on the important thing: the 2012 Air Guitar World Championships in Oulu, Finland. American (USA! USA!) Justin "Nordic Thunder" Howard won gold, edging out fellow countryman Matt "Airistotle" Burns who won silver.
Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] to admire his skillz.
He appears to be 'air guitaring' his schlong. Isn't there another word for that?
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