I know, I recently claimed that this was the most useful dog trick ever, but for those who hate cleaning even more than they hate going to the fridge to get another beer, Jesse has you covered. Of course, if you manage to get a hold of a dog that masters all of these tricks, then you'll only have to get off the couch to go to the bathroom -hopefully that's one thing no one is lazy enough to train their dog to take care of.
Via Laughing Squid