Neatorama Caption Contest: The Reading Chipmunk

Howdy, Neatoramanauts! It's time for our weekly caption contest with neat prizes from the NeatoShop :) Today's image comes from photographer Michael Higgins, who submitted this gem to 500px website and wrote:

This chipmunk dug the granola bar wrapper out of the soup can at my firepit. Looks like he's at a bus stop:)

That's just awesome! Now, on to the caption contest. The rules are simple:

1. Write your caption in the comment section below. Make it funny, okay? One caption per comment please. You can enter as many as you'd like (in separate comments).

2. Include your selection of a NeatoShop item from the Gifts for Geeks or Funny T-Shirts category. You can pick any item in stock, $25 or less.

3. Incomplete entries forfeit the prize, mmkay?